Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Let's go shopping! Huh? At the National Mall!!!





Is socialism any better? How about communism! That really worked! Why aren't people protesting about how liberty and freedom is being flushed down the toilet!

Those of you out there willing and ready to cast the first stone against the private industry (capitalism) you might want to educate yourself about the corrupt activities of your elected officials. You will quickly learn that this economic mess that we are experiencing was the result of government puppet mastering with private industry at the end of the string. When I say government, I'm not referring just to the current administration, this has been brewing since the early 1990's. Thanks Bill!

What you can expect over the next few months/year. One, government will be promoted as the answer to solve most of the complex social and financial issues. Two, government will become the most educated and experienced medical provider in history. Three, you will experience a bounce in your finacial situation(in some way shape or form) due to the stimulus package(s). Everything will be great! Yeah!



Let me put this in teenager terms. Government will build a new mall for you, a brand new large, shiny, vibrant complex. Inside it will have a grocery, pharmacy, clothing retailers, auto dealership and even urgent care. Everything that you need, one-stop shopping, everything under one roof. Now for the good part, you only have to give 70% of your allowance (paycheck) to be able to access this wonderful facility. The other 30% is yours and feel free to do spend it anywhere. The only problem is the stores in this new mall suck! The clothes are made of wool and come in two colors: Blue and Grey. The grocery has only flour, rice and milk. The pharmacy only has a couple of medicines, asprin and penicilin. The doctors in the urgent care look and act like zombies. And lastly, the auto dealership has two cars, a hybrid in black and an electric in white.

Still want me to drop you off at the mall on Saturday?

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